Welcome to the Crapauds

Greetings and please browse our site!


Never tried Hashing before ? All you need is a T-shirt, Trainers and most importantly... a good sense of Humour! For more about what Crapaud's & Hashers generally do see our About page. We will make you very welcome, do try out one of our Runs.


Read our Booklet about Crapaud history. More nonsense in our 25th Anniversary of Jersey Hashing Weekend Celebrations Chronicle, October 2011.


Runs every Sunday 10am from selected hostelries. See our Hareline for more details


Newcomers (Virgins) free for 4 Runs: Weekly run Subs Members £4.50, Non-Members £5.50, Tadpoles £3.


Next Run

Our 1,331 Run: Sunday 1 February: Union Inn, Queen's Road for 10.00am start. Hares: ET & Fuzzz.


STOP PRESS: 2015 French Bike Bash you must book holiday for Friday 4 September 2015, due to ferry timings we depart early morning. Hare's Tinky Winky, Fuzz & Twin Peaks guarantee will be in France and promise Virginal territory.

ERRANT APOS'TROPHE'S: Wot's naughty about s'illy grammatical errors' ? Tinks'y Winks'y has been chas'tis'ed by our literary giant's Muff-Diver's & Pervey for liberal us'e in his' 2014 French Bike Bas'h Report of thes'e handy little s'urreptitious' s'igns' which offend no-one. Particularly as' it's' race related and we cannot have any dis'crimination of this kind on our Has'h. What our Journo's' overlook is the apo's'trophe looks very s'imilar to the 'okina ('), which repres'ent's' a glottal s's's'top in Polynes'ian language's. There you have Tink's' primeval origin's' now unveiled!





Other Stuff

Your first time as a Hare? Don't worry, use the instruction manual! (Updated Dec. 2011)

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Very Short Memory Lane

LAST RUN HANKY PANKY: Wot, no Puddles? Probably but plenty of Splish'ing & Splosh'ing around Trail laid by Tadpole Hares, despite Gigolo attempts to curb their enthusiasm! Indeed Pack acclaimed Trail was superb, well marked with liberal doses of dust everywhere up Railway Walk. Nevertheless on his return from Down-Under Shiggy misled another Tadpole Will off-Trail, although Will should know better by now. Both punished with a Down-Down along with Smuggler for taking our Taxes under control (we hope) and another sinner whose name already escapes me. GM amused Pack with story about Bear Gryl like Trail being tame compare to Crapaud's Trails, leaving us wondering what happened to girl who reached "extraction point"? On On.






Gorey image from Birdie
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