Welcome to the Crapauds

Greetings and please browse our site!

 

Never tried Hashing before ? All you need is a T-shirt, Trainers and most importantly... a good sense of Humour! For more about what Crapaud's & Hashers generally do see our About page. We will make you very welcome, do try out one of our Runs.

 

Read our Booklet about Crapaud history. More nonsense in our 25th Anniversary of Jersey Hashing Weekend Celebrations Chronicle, October 2011.

 

Runs every Sunday 10am from selected hostelries. See our Hareline for more details

Newcomers (Virgins) free for 4 Runs: Weekly run Subs Members £4.50, Non-Members £5.50, Tadpoles £3.

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Next Run

Our 1,384 Run: Sunday 7 February: Wheatlands Golf Course, St Peter. Park around back or in front (not on gravel track) for 10.00am start. Hare: Newly Trimmed Bush (auto-correct!)

LATEST NEWS

GETTING DUCKED IN DINAN: Jousting on River Rance is weekend of 16-17 July 2016. Gigolo's looking for mugs, sorry crew, ask him for more details. WEEKEND CELEBRATING 30 YEARS OF JERSEY HASHING: Cross out 1 & 2 October 2016 in your Diary! More details coming soon.. EUROHASH JULY 2017: Crapaud's are sending at least 25, yes 25, Euro-Crapaud's to Vienna, see Jollies page.

Other Stuff

Your first time as a Hare? Don't worry, use the instruction manual! (Updated Dec. 2011)

 

 

 

 

Very Short Memory Lane

LAST RUN HANKY PANKY: Boggy Muddy Mire: Steptoe worried the Pack donning Aqualung gear before the Run. Is the Trail underwater we worried? No, Steptoe said, but it's High Tide! His co-Hare Illegal led us off towards the sea, past Grouville golf-club where a sign sternly announced "Course Closed" Not our Trail, being led backwards via an unusual route to the main road. Winding our way along back-lanes thence past Grouville Church Hares showed us a few Virgin Fields before we ended up zipping up 'n' around Le Bourg hamlet then back down on way spotting GM's house other side of valley. The trouble then started, waylaid knee deep into the mire of Grouville Marsh. Hero Gigolo jumped into the waters waist deep to help Crapaud's across. Sinners Commando (sleepy Elf) Smuggler & Jacko (nobbing like Hariettes) duly chastised, Hookers birthday celebrated, Pussy escaped (new shoes?) and Hares congratulated for a magnificent muddy Trail. On On

 

 

 

 


 

Gorey image from Birdie
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